Clown’s Shoes

[photo by Jeremy Osborne]

[photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Last time, I said there would be more about Rebecca F. John in my next post. This is that next post.

On Saturday, Parthian Books launched Rebecca’s debut collection of short stories, Clown’s ShoesYou can hear some of them on Radio 4Extra throughout the week.

This has been a big – some would say ‘breakthrough’ – year for Rebecca. Earlier in the year ‘The Glove Maker’s Numbers’ was shortlisted for the prestigious Sunday Times EFG Short Story Prize, and in October she won the PEN International Award For New Voices (for writers under 30) for ‘Moon Dog’. Both tales are in the Clown’s Shoes collection.

Rebecca and Richard Lewis Davies at the Dylan Thomas Centre, Swansea [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Rebecca and Richard Lewis Davies at the Dylan Thomas Centre, Swansea [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

So what will you hear this week? The series begins on  Monday with ‘Bullet Catch’. Set in Vienna in the 1920s, Victor, an expatriate showman, seeks to sex up his cabaret act in the manner that the title suggests. Tuesday and Wednesday are devoted to a two-part version of ‘The Glove Maker’s Numbers’. As a general rule, we don’t like splitting short stories over two programmes, but this one was too good to leave out of the mix. Set in Victorian Britain, Christina – traumatised by the early death of her brother – believes she was spoken to by the Devil and has been confined to a sanatorium. She finds, if not solace exactly, at least an understanding of sorts through mathematics, sometimes conceptually but most often visually in the shapes of the numbers she sees. On Thursday we’re in Warsaw, in 1943 – ‘Matchstick Girls’ is a stark, beautiful tale about two young sisters trying to survive in a city where this is very hard to do. The week concludes with the title story, ‘Clown’s Shoes’: set in a theatre in 1930s Soho and narrated by a reluctant member of a tableau vivant.

Ruth Gemmell [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Ruth Gemmell [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Lloyd Hutchinson, who reads ‘Bullet Catch’, expertly picks up the darker, obsessional aspects of the story but also captures the showmanship with considerable brio and ‘schving.’ The remaining tales are read by Ruth Gemmell. Suffice to say that Ruth is one of the best readers I’ve worked with, and if you listen this week you’ll probably understand why.

In conversation with Richard Lewis Davies at Saturday’s launch, Rebecca confessed that structure wasn’t her strong point. The knee-jerk response was to agree: after all, the most striking thing about her work is the power of the voices. But on reflection, I don’t think this is entirely true. It’s intuition more than applying ‘rules’, but the internal structures of these stories – the progression of thoughts and emotions – are very secure.

Four of the stories are being broadcast, but there are fifteen in the collection. I hope you will listen and read all of them.

Clown’s Shoes is on Radio 4Extra all week (9-13 November) every day at 11 am and 9pm, and thereafter on BBC iPlayer for 30 days.


IMG_3972A postscript prompted by music. For ‘The Glove Maker’s Numbers’ we used The Song Of The Birds, a traditional Catalan Christmas tune for no good reason beyond liking its mournfulness and its vibrations. I only learned of this beautiful piece last year. Privileged to attend the memorial service for the late, great Deborah Rogers at St. Martin-in-the-Fields, I heard it played on the ‘cello by Steven Isserlis. (So Deb, this one’s for you.) Since her death, the Deborah Rogers Foundation has been set up, including a Writer’s Award of £10,000 for “a first-time writer whose submission demonstrates literary talent and who needs financial support to complete their work.” You’ll have to be good – Deborah was always synonymous with quality – but if you are an emerging writer reading this, click on the links and …


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Nights Of The Hunter


Listening to Crow Road will make clear why this picture has been rotated [photo credit below]

We nicked the title but, monstrous and wonderful though it is, this piece has not much to do with the iconic Charles Laughton/Robert Mitchum film. But we asked the writers for Nights Of The Hunter to give us stories of pursuit or flight, of paranoia or irrational anxiety or fear and – like the movie – plenty of shadows. They didn’t disappoint us.

Photo of M.J Hyland no.3

M.J. Hyland [photo by author’s permission]

In 2007, M.J. Hyland adapted a section of her then forthcoming novel This Is How for a short reading on Radio 4 (‘The Big Chill’). Eight years and two National Short Story Award short-listings (2011 & 2012) later, everyone knows what we’d known all along, that as a well a fine novelist she’s a natural and equally fine short story writer.  At The End Of An Unnamed Road is a tale of love turned (very) sour, told in M.J.’s customary uncompromising, steely-eyed manner. Reading, Greg Wise does a great job of seeming almost reasonable and plausible while registering something much, much darker beneath.

Rebecca F. John [photo by author's permission]

Rebecca F. John [photo by author’s permission]

There will be more – much more – about Rebecca F. John in the next post. Two years after The Dog Track appeared in ‘The Time Being’, Rebecca has been shortlisted for the Sunday Times EFG Short Story Award earlier this year and last week won the PEN International New Voices Award. If M.J. Hyland’s story is one of pursuit, then Crow Road is definitely a tale of flight, even if crows on Crow Road don’t behave in their usual fashion. When the narrator tries to take a house here, she is warned by everyone that “nothing survives on Crow Road.” Beyond this, I think it’s better that you listen to this dark, strange tale – told beautifully by Laura Rees – rather than read more here. All I will add is that I have taken a house on Crow Road more than once in my life and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

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Neil Noon [photo by author’s permission]

Radio newcomer Neil Noon supplies our final tale, Anti-Fan. This is a story of celebrity culture and small-town frustration, of how the one can feed the other and how (understandable) cynicism and distrust can become all-consuming. This is very much a scriptwriter’s short story (unsurprisingly given Neil’s background) and Lloyd Hutchinson inhabits every scene while holding the larger story together superbly, finding all the black humour of this very contemporary tale.

The top/tail/incidental music comes from ‘In The Pines’, performed by British guitarist and folk singer Martin Simpson. Fans of the Leadbelly (and later, Nirvana) classic ‘Where Did You Sleep Last Night?’ may recognise it.

Until next time …

Nights Of The Hunter goes out on BBC Radio 4 Sundays 25 October, 1, 8 November 2015 at 7.45 pm.


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Earlier this month some Polish workers called a strike rally – the first of its kind by migrant workers in the UK. Others – opposed to the action – took part in a mass blood donation. There are approximately 700,000 Poles living in the UK, and Polish is now the second most spoken language in England. Both events aimed to highlight the contribution of Poles to British society. Regardless of their perceived success or lack of it – the strike rally was poorly attended – or your views upon them, both events were evidence of a community finding its voice.

Anya Lipska [photo by Martyna Przybysz.]

Anya Lipska [photo by Martyna Przybysz]

And voice was the starting point for Angielski, in which each story offers a different take on the experience of Poles in London. The first story, Another Kind Of Mangoes out today on BBC Radio 4. Anya Lipska is best known for her series of crime novels featuring Janusz Kiszka – tough guy/fixer to the Polish community in East London, and young police detective, Natalie Kershaw. The latest, A Devil Under The Skin, was published in June this year.

Adam Hypki [photo by Jeremy Osborne.]

Adam Hypki [photo by Jeremy Osborne.]

Read by Adam Hypki, Anya’s story also features Kiszka, way back in 2006, lurking outside an East End cemetery. It’s a tale of an older generation of Polish immigrants, with dark roots in Poland during the Jaruzelski era.

A.M. Bakalar [photo by Marek Olszewski]

A.M. Bakalar [photo by Marek Olszewski]

The setting for Woman Of Your Dreams – read by Natasha Radski – is “a prestigious London hairdressing salon.” Actually, it’s Dorota’s living room in Hounslow, where Angelika sits in the chair having her highlights done and feeling dowdier by the minute as Dorota motormouths about beauty treatments and satellite Polish TV. The writer, A.M. Bakalar, is the first Polish woman to publish a novel in English (Madame Mephisto) since Poland joined the EU in 2004.

Agnieszka Dale and Natasha Radski [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Agnieszka Dale and Natasha Radski [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Born in Poland but now living in London, Agnieszka Dale is an emerging short story writer. Her tale – Fox Season, read by Anamaria Marinca – centres on a Polish family wrestling with identity. The tastes and smells of home remain, but now they co-exist the flavours of a multi-cultural city.

It’s too early to tell whether the likes of Agnieszka and Asia (Bakalar) are in the vanguard of something that evolves into a wider and fully-developed British-Polish written voice. Given the present volatility of our continent, I suspect this may be determined by history yet to be made. In the meantime, let us enjoy (as I hope you will) these three distinctive pieces of storytelling.

[photo by jeremy Osborne]

[photo by jeremy Osborne]

I’d like to thank Asia, Anya and Agi not only for their stories but for their help and insight when this project was in its earliest stages. (And additional thanks to Anya for introducing me to the fabulous Warsaw Village Band – who provide the soundtrack to these programmes.) Thanks also to Magda Raczyńska at the Polish Cultural Institute. I started this journey in considerable ignorance – I am, I hope, less so now.

[Angielski goes out on BBC Radio 4 on Fridays 28 August, 4 & 11 September 2015, and for 30 days thereafter on iPlayer.]

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Wonderful, Creepy Copenhagen: the stories of Heidi Amsinck

For me, it began with the murder of a cat. And the murder of an old woman. And the cries of a ghostly baby coming from the panelled walls of a Copenhagen apartment. At the time we felt that “The Crying” – submitted for an early series of The Time Being – was perhaps too dark a story for a weekday afternoon, but we didn’t want to let go of the writer. So we aired another tale, “Detained”, in which a businesswoman has an epiphany of sorts at a snowbound airport. This was Heidi Amsinck’s radio debut, early in 2005.


Storytellers’ Union – Heidi and Tim McInnerny in studio. [photo by Jeremy Osborne]

Since then, we have commissioned and produced eight more of Heidi’s stories for radio – and “The Bird In The Cage”, the first story from a brand new series, Copenhagen Curios, airs tonight.

Heidi returned to Copenhagen – or rather the imagined, spooky Copenhagen that has become her trademark – for her second story, “Conning Mrs Vinterberg” (2007). Mrs Vinterberg is a seemingly frail old lady who lures an antique dealer to her apartment – with the promise of a Qing vase – and then drugs and smothers him with a cushion embroidered with the words Baltic Marine Conference 1957. 

I don’t know where the old lady thing comes from – you’d need to ask Heidi – but I do know that in the world of her stories the best thing to do if you meet a woman over 60 is run like blazes in the other direction. The von Trauen sisters (“Last Train To Helsingør”) capture and ‘farm’ people to work their estate; Mrs Hoffman kills the postman – as she has killed others before – to fertilise “The Climbing Rose”; and my favourite, Gudrun Holm, kills with her mushroom knife to protect the secret location of “The Chanterelles of Østvig” from big agriculture.

Are there any old ladies in Copenhagen Curios? You’ll have to listen to find out. What I can tell you is that, as the series title suggests, antiques feature prominently, and some pretty strange things happen.

[photo by Jeremy Osborne]

[photo by Jeremy Osborne]

The way Tim McInnerny brought the sinister Mrs Vinterberg to life all those years ago has long passed into Sweet Talk folklore. Here, as he did with Danish Noir in 2011, Tim reads all three tales with a mixture of perfect pacing, dark humour and more than a little menace.

Heidi has lived in England for more than twenty years now, which has freed her to ‘make things up’ about the city of her birth, and there are echoes of Tales Of The Unexpected in her work. As with the previous series Danish Noir and Copenhagen Confidential, the world of Curios  ‘is Copenhagen – but not as we know it’, and is the setting for three very assured pieces of storytelling.

Copenhagen Curios broadcasts 15, 22, 29 March 2015 on BBC Radio 4, Sundays, 7.45 pm and thereafter on iPlayer.




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Not Till Tomorrow …

In ‘Energy For The Nation’ a few months ago, I implied that I’d spare you my thoughts about Ralph McTell. And at the time I meant it. But a recent FB thread changed my mind – sorry.

IMG_3565Not Till Tomorrow Ralph’s fifth album – was released in 1972 and for several years was part of the ‘wallpaper’ sound of my childhood. I can’t remember now whether both my sisters had copies or whether it was ‘passed down’, but I know they both listened to it. But it wasn’t just wallpaper. When no one was around to worry about me scratching the disc, I played it too. When I listen now, it’s hard to banish the idea that I’m somewhere between 10 and 12 and it’s a hot summer in the Thames Valley.

Having ignored the album for the best part of forty years, what made me suddenly return to it and – since it’s not on iTunes – order a CD? I’m not sure, but I think I had a loud thought about ‘the one about the tulips’.

Which is a sad and lovely piano song called “Sylvia”. Back in 1973 I had no concept of Sylvia Plath or Ariel or anything like. So I was left with a guy singing a song about a woman called Sylvia who was a) troubled and – because I was a romantic ten-year-old – beautiful and b) most likely dead. I probably heard it – wrongly – as an ‘if only you’d known me, I could have saved you’ lament.

Also misheard: I had no idea what “Zimmerman Blues” was on about because my ‘Bob phase’ – as yet unfinished – hadn’t started then.

In general, then as now, the more ‘English’, intimate songs spoke to me more than the more bluesy ‘American’ songs, though if you listen to “Birdman” you’ll know that, as well as being a good songwriter, Ralph McTell is a damn-fine geetar-player. “Nettle Wine” sounds – in a good way – like something that Brian Cant might have picked for a Camberwick Green for grown-ups. “Another Rain Has Fallen” is a lovely piece of English pastoral. “First Song”, I now realise, is one of my favourite love-songs ever. And “Barges”, even if it’s about the ‘wrong’ bit of Oxfordshire, is so nostalgic that I can smell the nettles and dock and cow parsley and get hay fever just listening to it.

And the album ends with  “Gypsy”, an epic song about the Roma. Even now, the 15- second guitar intro gives me goose-bumps.

For a better and more detailed account of how the album came into being, click here for Ralph McTell’s own website.

IMG_3564Ironically, I consigned Not Till Tomorrow to the past at precisely the moment when it would have chimed very well with my own life, taking solitary walks along the river and discovering Seamus Heaney, Ted Hughes and, inevitably, Sylvia Plath.

Which brings me back to ‘the one about the tulips’. Ralph, I can’t say whether you said it ‘for the many’ or ‘for the few’. But you said it for me, and now, in middle-age, I find you’re saying it for me again.

I’m not entirely sure why I’m sharing this.








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Goodnight, Vienna

IMG_2447For most of us, Vienna is less of a place and more of a state of mind. It doesn’t offer up its secrets on a first or second date. Denied intimacy, we outsiders can only imagine. And our three writers in Goodnight, Vienna have fertile imaginations.

Leah, the little girl at the heart of Jo Baker‘s story, The Last Train, must say goodnight to Vienna literally, as her mother drags her through the streets to make the last Kindertransport out of the city. Some of you may have read Jo’s most recent novel, Longbourn, but if you haven’t, I recommend that you do. (I tend to steer clear of Jane Austen ‘reworkings’ – but this is a fine, honest and subversive novel in its own right.)

IMG_2402James Hopkin has spent so much time in Mitteleuropa over the years that he is – at the very least – on footsie-under-the-table terms with Vienna. In Jonke’s Schnitzel, the Narrenturm or ‘Tower Of Fools’, once a mental institution, has been reopened, its new inmates charged with learning grace. This is very much a radio piece: give yourself up to the rhythms of the piece, and the strange chanting of the names of Vienna’s 23 districts. As luck would have it, James’s earlier A Georgian Trilogy is being repeated on Radio 4 Extra from Christmas Eve onwards.


photo by Lisa Osborne

Last year, Louise Stern transported us to contemporary Mexico in Latido, and her forthcoming novel Ismael And His Sisters will return there. But here, in A Bird In Vienna, she takes us back to the 1930s tapping into the spirit if not the detail of her own grandmother’s past. This is a pared-down tale of wonder and self-discovery, in which a young deaf girl goes awol in the city instead of going to school.

So, we have three fine writers with three fine readers to match. Bryony Hannah inhabits the emotions of both children and adults superbly and with so much invention in The Last Train. While having lost none of his comic timing over years, Tim McInnerny also brings an edge, bordering on menace, to Jonke’s Schnitzel. Eleanor Bron gives us an austere and beautiful reading of A Bird In Vienna.

We were spoiled for choice for possible music for the series. While we nicked the title, I didn’t buy into the version of Vienna in the Maschwitz and Posford song (performed here by Jack Buchanan.) Ultravox was off-limits, too, not least because the temptation to pace the house during post-production yelling ‘This means nothing to me!’ would have been too strong and would have prompted my family to take drastic action. Strauss? The Second Viennese School? In the end – at the risk of sounding like Maureen Lipman in Educating Rita – it had to be Mahler. We’ve used snatches from the first two symphonies, arranged for piano four hands by his associate, Bruno Walter.

Special thanks to Sylvia Petter for helping me with pronunciations, and to Bianca Jasmina Rauch and her team of chanters (Lukas von Abegdeuden, Daria Lukić and Fran J. Nikolić) for Jonke’s Schnitzel.

That’s all for now. Until 2015, maybe …

Goodnight, Vienna will be broadcast on Sundays 21, 28 December 2014 and 4 January 2015 on BBC Radio 4.

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In Love And War

In my view, any novel which opens at Croydon Aerodrome is off to a good start. In April 1937, Esmond Lowndes – looking out of a Dragon Rapide, with only the pilot for company – is waved or, rather, saluted off by his ferociously Mosleyite parents. Sent down in disgrace from Cambridge after an affair with a male student, he must redeem himself on a mission for the British Union of Fascists. His destination: Florence.

But this isn’t the beginning of just any novel – this is the beginning of Alex Preston‘s In Love And War.

Alex Preston [photo © Katie Hall]

Alex Preston [photo © Katie Hall]

Esmond steps into the rarefied atmosphere of the British Institute and is soon embraced by the expat community: a curious mix of aesthetes, retired colonels, the former mistress of a king and a priest who is rumoured to be not as he seems. But their version of Florence – in which there will always be a villa or a corner of an olive grove that is forever England – is being cut away from under them. For all the beauty of the city’s architecture and art and the beauty of its people, Esmond sees, even in those early, heady days, that there is brutality, too.

IMG_3369At Mosley’s behest and with the personal backing of Mussolini, Esmond’s task is to set up Radio Firenze, a Fascist, English-language wireless programme broadcasting, mostly, ‘cultural’ propaganda. But is Esmond really a Fascist? – he seems vague on this point – and what kind of Fascist is he? These days, we use the term mostly pejoratively. But In Love And War sheds light on some of the nuances of opinion within the movement. Some were once seduced by Irredentist poetry and stay true to a vision of order emerging out of the cataclysm of the First World War. Others, in Britain, see Mussolini as a busted flush and believe Nazism is now the only game in town. And then there is the Florentine Blackshirt leader, Mario Carità, for whom Fascism is what he sees on the streets: violence and blood, most of it instigated by him.


On screen is “La Toschina” – Tosca Bucarelli, who features in the novel – talking in Liliana Cavani’s 1965 documentary, ‘La Donna Della Resistenza’. You’ll get more out of the film if you speak Italian – I don’t – but the intensely-captured faces of these brave women tell a story, too.

But while Florentine-style Fascism is particularly brutal, not everyone in Florence is Fascist. As Europe sinks into war, Esmond finds himself drawn more and more into the world of the Resistance, whose activities progress from the helping of refugees to espionage and – after German tanks appear on the streets – to full-blown violence. Many of the partisans are Communists. And many of them are women, principal among them, to Esmond, “the admirable stroke terrifying Ada Luizzi”. Rather than to go into further detail here, better to click on this link to hear Alex talk about his book in more depth and with greater eloquence.

What we have is a historical novel, an adventure yarn, a Bildungsroman and a love story. Ultimately, it is the story of Esmond and Ada, but with a large and fascinating supporting cast. And because of all this – while I absolutely loved immersing myself in the world of In Love And War – I did find it a ‘mare to abridge.

But serving redundancy notices to 70,000 words is the easy bit. In studio, reader Carl Prekopp, producer Rosalynd Ward and sound guru Lucinda Mason Brown have collaborated to make In Love And War a compelling listen. Carl has characterised a varied cast with great colour and delivered an impressive all-round piece of storytelling. And as a radio man himself, I think Esmond would approve of the production values.

Happy listening …

In Love And War by Alex Preston is Book At Bedtime on BBC Radio 4 from 24 November to 5 December (weekdays, 10.45 p.m., GMT)



IMG_0072I hope you’ll forgive a personal note. The novel ends with an epilogue in which Esmond’s younger brother Rudyard arrives in Florence with the 8th Army in August 1944. The Italian Campaign was the major, probably defining part of my father’s war, and he would have entered Florence in much the same fashion. Unsurprisingly, I’ve thought about him a lot while working on this production.


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Speed Merchants: Short Rides In Fast Machines

Perhaps it was a form of mid-life crisis, but a while ago – conscious of the slowing of my own body – I began to think about speed.

IMG_3355It must be many generations since anyone felt the world around them was decelerating. Global communication is virtually instantaneous. Given an empty road or track (rare, admittedly) our cars and trains are faster than ever. And as every world-record on the track confirms, human beings are still getting faster. Even a child in a buggy – propelled at speed by a lycra-clad parent on Tooting Common – can now be a fast machine.

For a long time, our new series of stories Short Rides In Fast Machines was in development as ‘Speed Merchants’, which probably tells you all you need to know. Later, after listening to John Adams‘ exhilarating piece ‘Short Ride In A Fast Machine’, we borrowed a better title which also gave focus to the writer’s brief.

So what have our three speed merchants come up with?

Without giving too much away, the title of Adam Marek‘s story, The Bullet Racers, isn’t a metaphor. A reporter – voiced expertly by ‘our own correspondent’ Ben Crowe – arrives to investigate an unusual annual event held in the sleepy village of Thaxted-cum-Shyne, and gets more than he bargained for. Earlier this year, we were lucky enough to record some of Adam’s published work for Radio 4Extra. His stories are like controlled explosions, the reaction caused by slapping together in equal parts the everyday and the absurd or strange. The Bullet Racers is no different in this respect, and every bit as wonderful.

The internet is the fast machine in “The Fall Of Paris” – in some ways a cautionary tale about instant and improbable global fame. The narrator in this brilliant story by Toby Litt is less than sympathetic, which sets particular challenges for the actor reading it. Make him warmer, make him ‘nicer’, and you lose the black humour and sadness and much of the point of the story. Make him too cold, and it’s possible the listener will simply switch off. But Julian Rhind-Tutt captures the nuances perfectly, and the narrator, for all of the emotional ‘want’ about him, remains all-too-human.

Stephen Hogan during the recording of 'About Time'. [photo by Tania Hershman]

Stephen Hogan during the recording of ‘About Time’. [photo by Tania Hershman]

And time flies at ever-more alarming speed. I can’t believe it’s ten years since I read a submission by a creative writing student at Bath Spa – for an early series of The Time Being – and was temporarily blinded by the dazzle of The White Road. Since then Tania Hershman has become a doyenne of and evangelist for the short story. We’ve collaborated a number of times on radio over the years, including Flash! – a selection of Tania’s short, short work (which featured My Mother Was An Upright Piano). Some of you may recall that I spilled coffee over Tania in Vienna not so long ago, but thankfully, she didn’t bear a grudge and instead delivered About Time, a tale about the fastest vehicle of all: the time machine. Stephen Hogan – as the struggling writer whose research goes off at a very strange tangent – narrates and brings out all the warmth and wit of Tania’s story.

IMG_3359The recordings feature musical snatches from Brooklyn rockers Heliotropes and, principally, from John Adams, which is only as it should be. I hope you can steal 15 minutes from your turbo-charged lives to give each of these short rides a listen.


Short Rides In Fast Machines will be broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on Fridays 21, 28 November and 5 December 2014. 3.45 pm (GMT) and thereafter on BBC iPlayer.

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The Officer At The Bus Stop: Karlshorst 1989

We watch the fighting – close-quarters, house to house – from the safety of the top of the street. Someone makes a crouching dash across the road protected by covering fire from a comrade in a doorway. But this isn’t Stalingrad. The soldiers are small boys, the machine-guns are plastic, and the buildings of Karlshorst are undamaged by bullet or shellfire. It’s a misty, November, Sunday afternoon: play time.


On Thursday evening we arrive in Berlin. Unaware that we’ve landed in the middle of a seismic global event, we check in at the Pension Nürnberger Eck and go to bed. Things become clearer the next morning – Friday, later declared the Day Of German Unity – though even then we are slow on the uptake. We are children of the Cold War who simply don’t believe what’s happening. But then we see people standing on the Wall by the Brandenburg Gate; see lines of East Berliners queuing for welcome money at the banks; watch Trabants and Wartburgs crawl slowly through the checkpoints to heroes’ greetings. The Kurfürstendamm that night is one very long street party. Dance music thumps out in some places. A pair of old Berliners – gap-toothed and Schnapps-soaked – dance and sing to a hurdy-gurdy.

Saturday – 11 November, Armistice Day, St Martin’s Day – is calmer. We try to cross into East Berlin at Friedrichstraße. There’s a semblance of order at the S-Bahn station – and we are suitably intimidated by Volkspolizei patrolling the gantry with machine-guns – but at ground level it’s chaos. A crush of people forces itself from East to West, with a similar crush going the other way. Without orders to respond to the situation, the guards are simply brushed aside. At which point, our Cold War instincts kick in. It’s one thing to arrive in the East unchecked, and without Ostmarks (though Deutschmarks would take us a long way). But to try to return to the West later that day might be another matter. Would they let us out? We turn back.


Potsdamer Platz, 12.11.89. In West Berlin for the first time in 28 years [photo by Lisa Osborne]

Potsdamer Platz, 12.11.89. In West Berlin for the first time in 28 years [photo by Lisa Osborne]

So back to Sunday. In the morning we go to Potsdamer Platz, where another part of the Wall is breached. The Mayors of the two Berlins meet symbolically in the gap, and thereafter more people from the East, many carrying flowers, walk into the West to have Sunday lunch with family or friends for the first time in 28 years.

We decide to have another go at visiting East Berlin. We try Checkpoint Charlie this time and here, it seems, normal service has been resumed. We queue for a while. In the line, by way of conversation, a man from Sri Lanka berates us for Britain’s colonial past. A officer of the Grenzpolizei looks at our passports, looks at us over his glasses. Then he pauses – which makes me want to confess to crimes I haven’t committed. We are directed first to a kiosk – to change a prescribed amount of money into Ostmarks – and then into a deserted street. It seems like a time-portal taking us back to 1945, but we are now in the East.

Unter den Linden is also a time-portal, but with the controls set for the heart of 1953 or thereabouts. Whether it’s because of acid rain or absorbing the metallic fumes of too many two-stroke engines, the lindens themselves are in bad shape. This was the grand imperial thoroughfare of Bismarck’s time and before, but it’s very quiet. Alexanderplatz is even quieter. Perhaps every Sunday in the capital of the GDR is like this. Or maybe it’s because so many of its citizens are visiting the West.

Karlshorst is home to the Soviet ‘Berlin Brigade’ – you might loosely describe it as the “Russian quarter”. We’re not sure what we expect to find but think it might be an interesting place to wander. Which brings us back to the boys with their toy machine guns.

But as the light fades we hear singing. A procession of children with lanterns, a few adults at the front, the rest bringing up the rear. We follow from across the road until the line of light stops outside a church and everyone files in. Silhouetted under the arch, a man is about to close the door but, seeing us watching, he stops. A hand reaches out to us from the light, beckoning. We hesitate. He beckons again. We make our way into the church.

St. Marienkirche, Karlshorst, 12.11.89. [photo by Lisa Osborne]

St. Marienkirche, Karlshorst, 12.11.89. [photo by Lisa Osborne]

No longer in silhouette, a portly man in a sober suit welcomes us. He explains that the procession is for the Feast of St. Martin. They have already walked and sung their way to the Lutheran church for a short gathering and have now – with a few Lutherans in tow – returned here, to the Roman Catholic church.

St Martin of Tours: friend to the child, friend to the poor man. The most common story about him involves his encounter with a beggar by the roadside. He takes his fine cloak, slices it in two with his sword and hands one half to the beggar. At the front, the priest takes the tale as his starting point. My future wife, who has good German, whispers translations in my ear.

“Many of you will have visited West Berlin in the last few days,” the priest says. “You will have been excited by the lights, all the goods in the shops, received your welcome-money. Some might see our friends in West Berlin in the role of St. Martin, with ourselves in the role of the beggar. But do we see ourselves this way?”

It’s little more than a murmur, but the answer is unanimous – an indignant, defiant “No.”

“Of course not,” the priest continues. “There are many, so many, people less fortunate than ourselves. Can anyone think of somewhere where people are less fortunate than us?”

A pause. A small boy shouts out “Romanien!” A couple of people snort. Most of the adults smile indulgently.

On leaving, the portly man hands out pastries. We hold back, feeling we are not part of this, but he insists we take one. The atmosphere is gentle, friendly, communal.

It’s properly dark and much colder when we step back outside, and the mist which has never entirely lifted today is getting thicker. As we head back towards the S-Bahn we pass a Soviet officer – I don’t know of what rank, probably a lieutenant or a captain – standing on his own at the bus stop. He looks lost in his own thoughts. I wonder, this weekend of all weekends, what he’s thinking.

Back in the centre of the divided city it’s even quieter then when we first arrived. We pass the ruin of the Synagogue on Oranienburger Straße and in the darkness it gives us the shivers.  Back on Unter den Linden there’s a glow in the distance, as if part of the city is on fire. But it’s only the lights of West Berlin. By evening we are more than ready to return to its less alien, walled enclosure.

* * *

IMG_0120I’ve mentioned this before in posts (c.f. Building The WallAngels And Acrophobia, Pt. 1.) but we went back to Berlin in May 1990. The Wall was still neatly white-washed on the Eastern side, but whole swathes on the West were simply no longer there. The mines had been removed from the death-strip, presumably, since rabbits were breeding happily without blowing up.

The Synagogue in Oranienburger Straße, May 1990. [photo by Lisa Osborne]

The Synagogue in Oranienburger Straße, May 1990. [photo by Lisa Osborne]

Restoration work had begun on the Synagogue in Oranienburger Straße. Officially, the GDR was still intact at this, without formal plans to dissolve, but it was clear that it was only a matter of time.

And even in those strange, strange days of November 1989, you didn’t need to be Nostradamus or Eric Hobsbawm to work out that the unification of Germany was most likely inevitable. But even now I still find the speed of the change that coursed through Europe breath-taking. Czechoslovakia followed a similar course within weeks. The little boy in church was all too prescient – a bloody civil war in Romania and Ceaușescu’s bullet-ridden corpse on TV on Christmas Day. By October 1990 Germany was a single state. Just over a year later, the Soviet Union would itself unravel.

And I still wonder what the officer at the bus stop was thinking …

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The Restoration Of Otto Laird

“Otto was a great fan of concrete. He considered it to be among the most beautiful of all materials, and he waged a constant battle against those who believed otherwise.”
 These lines are taken from a novel about a tower block: not a neglected masterpiece of Soviet socialist realism but the debut novel by Nigel Packer, The Restoration Of Otto Laird.
IMG_3320For the last 25 years, elderly architect Otto Laird has lived a secluded life with Anika – his sophisticated, protective second wife – in the Swiss Alps. In his heyday he was regarded as a visionary, an optimistic driving force in a time of post-war reconstruction. But times change. Few people now share Otto’s love of concrete. His landmark building in South London – Marlowe House, a 60s residential tower block – is now scheduled for demolition. As part of a campaign to save it from the wrecking ball, Otto flies to London to make a TV documentary.
But in so doing, Otto returns to everything that made him flee to Switzerland in the first place. It’s the first time he’s set foot in London since his first wife died.
This is also a novel about a marriage. Otto – the brilliant refugee from Vienna who emerged blinking from a cellar in Antwerp not only with a vision of the future but with an old-world European sense of civilisation intact. And Cynthia – the Home Counties beatnik, architect and designer in her own right, with a passion for the natural world. With a personal soundtrack that includes Schubert, Mahler and Sonny Rollins in his head – Otto retraces his personal A to Z of the city and is overwhelmed by memory, much of it painful, as he finds Cynthia everywhere.
The book is shot through with the power of memory and place and the symbiosis between them. We all carry with us our personal, psychic maps of the places we’ve lived in. I’ve lived in London for about 30 years now – so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised – but all the same I was struck by how many of Otto’s ‘places’ were also significant to me, or my wife, or both of us. To name but a few: the Oval, RIBA (a favourite lunching spot for Sweet Talkers until they moved the restaurant out of the spacious Florence Hall), the Everyman Cinema in Hampstead, the hospital in Queen’s Square and, further afield, the absurdly beautiful city of Nafplio in the Pelopponese.
IMG_3321Given that affordable housing is one of the biggest challenges facing London if it is to remain a city actually populated by its citizens, and thinking also of the brave and resilient young women of the Focus E15 Group, this seems to me a very timely book, too.
So why the pictures of blackberries? You’ll have to listen to Book At Bedtime and/or read the novel to find out.
The Restoration Of Otto Laird by Nigel Packer – read by Allan Corduner and produced by Rosalynd Ward for Sweet Talk Productions – starts on Monday 27 October at 10.45 pm.
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